What happened if Microsoft bought Stack Overflow?

Microsoft will be forced to try to solve the problems described in:

Why do some people hate Stack Overflow?

What is bad about Stack Overflow?

… which are likely not solvable, not without changing the overall character of the site.

On the bright side, there probably won’t be as much reaction as the current Microsoft Acquisition of Github (June 2018) since Stack Overflow isn’t strongly associated with Open Source.

Clippy would probably return!